====== #412 - Not for Joseph ====== [[..:411:|prev]] | [[..:413:|next]] /*-20note-*/ *Composer: *++Arthur Lloyd|{{search>"Arthur Lloyd" @cobs}}++ (1839-1904), 1868 *[[/data/media/midi/412.mid|MIDI]] | ++show|\\ {{http://www.rollerorgans.com/mid2roll.php?cob=412&.gif?}}++ *[[:incipit]]: 551722572233343326262176 *[[:incipit|Condensed Incipit]]: 517257234326262176 *[[/cob_label/index.php|Print a Label]] *++Lyrics:|\\ Joseph Baxter is my name,\\ My friends all call me Joe;\\ I'm up you know to ev'ry game,\\ And ev'ry thing I know;\\ Ah, I once was green as green could be,\\ I suffer'd for it though,\\ Now, if they try it on with me,\\ I tell them "Not For Joe".\\ \\ //chorus: //\\ "Not For Joe," "Not For Joe."\\ If he knows it, "Not For Joseph,"\\ No, No, No, "Not For Joe."\\ Not for "Joseph, oh, dear no.\\ \\ I used to throw my cash around,\\ In a reckless sort of way;\\ I'm careful now what I'm about,\\ And cautious how I pay;\\ Now the other night I spied a pal,\\ With me to have a drain,--\\ "Thanks, Joe," said he, "Let's see, old pal,"\\ "I guess I'll have Champaign."\\ //spoken: //\\ Will ya, said I, oh then--\\ \\ There's a fellow called jack Barrister,\\ He's a sort of chap is Jack,\\ Who is always money borrowing,\\ And never pays ye back;\\ Now last Thursday night he came to me,\\ Said he'd just returned to town,\\ And was rather short of cash,--\\ Could I lend him half a crown?\\ //spoken: //\\ Well, said I, if I thought I should get back again,\\ I would, with pleasure; But excuse me if I say--\\ \\ A friend of mine, down in Pall Mall,\\ The other night said, "Joe,"\\ I'll introduce you to a gal\\ You really ought to know;\\ She's a wido you should try and win,\\ 'Twould a good match be for you--\\ She's pretty, and got lots of tin,\\ And only forty-two.\\ //spoken: //\\ Pretty forty-two, old enough to be my grandmother--\\ and you know a fella can't marry his grandmother--\\ lots of tin, though, and pretty, forty-two! No,\\ \\ I think you've had enough of Joe,\\ And go I really must;\\ I thank you for your kindness though,\\ And only hope and trust,\\ That the favor you have shown so long,\\ I always may retain;\\ Perhaps now, if you like my song,\\ You'll wish I sing again. But,\\ \\ ++ *++Arthur Lloyd|{{search>"Arthur Lloyd" @cobs}}++ (1839-1904), 1868